chilifacenoodlepunch

I am possibly the biggest weirdo in the planet. I have this thing where i like sloths, I should probably mention that MATT SMITH YOU SEXUAL BEING. Patrick Stump is my spirit animal. Hannah Snowdon is my woman crush. I'm obssesed with Robert Downey Jr and Jenna Marbles. Anne Hathaway is the sex. I love All Time Low, Pierce The Veil, Placebo, Fall Out Boy, You Me At Six and A Day To Remember. Marvel superheroes yes pls. Megan Massacre is who I long to be. I will one day be the Doctor's companion. I also really love tea :D
P.S. guitarists are so damn sexy.

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ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via drowning-in-the-shallow-end)

apolishfieldcaptain:

Tuba humor.

(Source: spacepaperplanes, via broken-from-memories)

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

(via sniffing)

nikktheconqueerer:

we all took this movie too literally

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster, via you-told-me-think-about-it)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via orgasm)

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via orgasm)