chilifacenoodlepunch

I am possibly the biggest weirdo in the planet. I have this thing where i like sloths, I should probably mention that MATT SMITH YOU SEXUAL BEING. Patrick Stump is my spirit animal. Hannah Snowdon is my woman crush. I'm obssesed with Robert Downey Jr and Jenna Marbles. Anne Hathaway is the sex. I love All Time Low, Pierce The Veil, Placebo, Fall Out Boy, You Me At Six and A Day To Remember. Marvel superheroes yes pls. Megan Massacre is who I long to be. I will one day be the Doctor's companion. I also really love tea :D
P.S. guitarists are so damn sexy.

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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via happiest)

asian:

oh my god

noelanilalin:

southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president

that would actually be amazing

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fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

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handjob:

by e

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Bacon is good for me

Doing my hair & make-up

jessidork:

thranduil-stormborn:

xeduo:

queenwinterborn:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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steve rogers loves you either way

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this is an important message which i want to share with all of you

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stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

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